Ken M, Your Favorite Internet Troll Strikes Again

Internet trolling is infamous for its propagation of negativity throughout the online realm. However, there are exceptions to this trend, and one such outlier is the online persona known as ‘Ken M.’ Characterized typically as various old men in his avatars, Kenneth McCarthy, a copywriter at Comedy Central. 

We can’t all be Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and it looks like is trying to make it as clear as day in this post.

Imagine a real-life Jurassic Park situation. You’re driving across the park, mesmerized when suddenly- there it is! You finally the dinosaur you’ve always dreamt of seeing.

There are a few types of parents: the ones who check every single ingredient of their children’s cereal box, the ones who let go and try not to worry too much, and the

Meeting a celebrity is always exciting, especially when their behavior can make the situation interesting, or even amusing. Because there are few things as amusing to us

Now you can’t say that Ken doesn’t know how to sing the praises of those who deserve it! According to him, at least. While his proclamation here is completely

There are no sacred cows for Ken, and please take it as literally as possible, because he does not draw the line at trolling the believers. This news report about a very

What’s scarier? Having your head grow exponentially, or developing a separate consciousness inside your own brain? If you, like any normal person, didn’t have to

Who doesn’t love complaining? It’s one of humanity’s favorite pastimes, and a perfect way to vent when life becomes too annoying. But one too many complaints, and no one will ever take you seriously again.

Ah, childhood pranks! There is nothing quite like those memories of harmless, innocent fun. Unless those so-called ‘harmless’ pranks turn out to be a very justified

For Ken, the trolling train doesn’t stop on the surface of the Earth, as we’ve already seen. This time, curious Ken is all about the red planet, and our beloved troll is making some interesting observations too!

Who knew that the answer to the abortion debate was so easily found? Our dear Ken was kind enough to draw us the most effective way to prevent abortions without

The internet is filled to the brim with cleaning hacks- for houses, gardens, cars, and clothes, from experts and non-experts alike. But there are stains that even the most

There are some people who were just born in the wrong era, but with their amazing vision, they gave humanity a rare glimpse into the future. However, being a visionary didn’t come without its consequences. Just like Galileo was persecuted for his views

Behold, women of the world! Looks like after a millennium of search we have finally found the ultimate lover. While it’s obvious that Ken never shies away from

Sometimes, the evidence just stacks up until there is absolutely no doubt as to who committed the crime. And while Ken here is by no means a detective, what he saw

There are few things that warm the heart more than tools of war being repurposed for peace. Evidently, Ken wholeheartedly agrees. But while his response is very

If you think Ken is the type of guy who is only out for himself, you are gravely mistaken. Just look at how much he cares about the future discoveries humanity

Ken is nothing if not a by-the-book fellow. As you can clearly see in this post, where he truly masterfully trolls an innocent peanut butter brand. It seems that whether

Joining the list of Ken’s various attributes is, apparently, a somewhat extreme approach to feminism. How extreme? Well, it seems as though Ken will not stand the

A true advocate, even while trolling the forums, dear Ken will never fail to mention the people that all of us tend to forget about. Dog people vs. cat people? Well, what

So far, we’ve established that the way Ken does science, is, well, somewhat unorthodox. But this one had us rolling in our seats, laughing our faces off. If the

As we’ve already discovered, there is no line when it comes to Ken’s trolling, and this time, the big guy in the sky gets it- him and no other. That being said, Ken’s reasoning

Ah, the grand tradition of the groundhog! Because seriously, is there a more adorable way to celebrate the end of winter than with a message straight from this

Every cloud has a silver lining, so the old saying states. But if you ask dear old Ken, he’ll probably be able to find some existential dread even in that silver lining.

This must be one, if not the most unhinged theories ever produced in Ken’s mind. We’ve heard of giant horses, potato-size planets, and chauvinist babies- but a

History’s greatest scientist, Albert Einstein, proclaimed that everything in the

The Mars rover gave us some of the most amazing and important data in human history during its mission on the red planet. But Ken seemingly didn’t quite

How many times a day does Ken think of the Roman Empire? Looks like it’s more than most people, considering how well-versed he is in the made-up history of

Ken continues in his quest to make every person on the face of this planet question everything. And it seems as though the key to every size measurement, according to

While Ken’s botany knowledge is definitely lacking, the regal status of the spud